Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.

1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.

by 8res September 20, 2017

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Walking Sitcom

The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.

So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.

by MrMotivation July 12, 2022

Walking a sleazy

When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy

dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad

by CRIPPLEhank May 25, 2009

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021

Walking stick

Injection drug users slang for "works" or "kit", a syringe loaded w/ the users drug of choice.

Can you bring me a walking stick? Need a little help.

by Knows_Shit January 08, 2015