two in the pink, one in the stink

bowling a girl, basically.

what a raving whore. I was totally all two in the pink, one in the stink.

by neu December 9, 2003

two girls one finger

A disgusting video following the same type of principle as "Two Girls One Cup". Involves two asians, nude, involved in sexual acts but at the same time making each other throw up on each other, eating it, etc. Also involves fecal matter being eaten.

"My girlfriend showed me two girls one finger, and I nearly threw up."

by Fox221 December 31, 2007

Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011

two way petting zoo

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

by klofish105 June 14, 2018

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018

two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

by smokina fatone August 14, 2011

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010