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bro-magnon

A recent generation of 20-40 year old white males that believe in caveman ideology cro-magnon. They espouse things that they attribute to being "manly" and denounce all other beliefs as weak or un-American. Many believe in conspiracy theories Holocaust/Sandy Hook deniers and outdated beliefs disproved by science flat Earthers.
Matt Gaetz wants to force people to stand for the anthem or face fines? He's such a bro-magnon.
by GDub20 June 14, 2020
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Bro Hoe

A Bro Hoe (also called Homie Hopper) is a type of girl normally found in southern california whom takes a particular liking to bro's (Bro's being guys with tattoos, muscles, always look greasy, and have trucks lifted too high for no reason and listen to a lot of bad rap/metal/rock)
Bro Hoes usually have a lot of white/black/pink hair, orange tans, and are VERY slutty and for some reason you can tell by looking at them they just might smell in need of a shower.

they have SoCal stickers/tattoos and are obsessed with barbie and hello kitty.

They do anything for attention (flash, make out with girls, and start fights and get drunk) and are usually very heavy into meth and coke.
I loved Tina until she turned into a total bro hoe.
by cupcake65000 May 14, 2011
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Bro Life

To have everything that you wish for in Popularity
Tom- You have a Girlfriend, a Car, a huge group of friends, Man you have the Bro Life Jim
Jim- Thanks Bro!
by Chris Archie January 16, 2015
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Ho-Bro

a person who does not believe in the saying "bros before hoes" and Ho-Bro is a short, and witty (and stoner) way to call someone who doesn't go by this saying.

*special note* the antonym of the word Bro-Ho
ex.1) that guy's a total ho-bro!! he'll bail out on the bros to hump anything that breathes!!
by Nightmare135 August 4, 2009
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bro-nch

Just a bunch of dudes getting together for brunch. IT'S NOT GAY, DAMMIT!
Hey, bro, wanna get bro-nch tomorrow?

Yeah, dude! I love bro-nch!
by That One Guy Who Submitted September 2, 2012
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Toe Bro

A girl who is like one of the guys, a really good friend rather than of romantic interest.
Guy 1-Dude, you should totally hit that Becky chick!
Guy 2- No way man she's just my toe bro!
Toe Bro- What up dudes!
Guy 1&2- Yo
by JMASSTA37 August 24, 2008
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bro swag

Confidence in which a body builder or power lifter carries themselves after they start seeing gainz.
Dang.. That boy thinking he's got gainz. See him Bro Swag?
Got Gainz! Bro Swag it!
by Lovely_Lifts August 15, 2015
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