mixed nuts

The people inside of an insane asylum. This is so because you have schizos, retards, crazies, loonies, multividuals, lunatics, and just plain fuckered up sorry-ass mofos.

After intensive phyciatric evaluation, it was determined that Mark needed to be thrown into the can of mixed nuts.

by Rob B. from Canada November 10, 2008

ash a nut

v. to jerk off into an ashtray
action. while a girl is giving you head and you're smoking a cigarette, tilt her head back and drop the cigarette in her mouth and then bust a nut in it

"Yo, Bobby is going to ash a nut into that Campus Smoker's Center!!"

by 2 Cool Guys and Some Bitch September 25, 2007

Nut-patch

The common name given to the territorial area of a squirrel, where he/she forages for nuts.

Look at that squirrel dicking about on his Nut-patch

by tarrat March 5, 2011

Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

by squirrel March 17, 2004

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015

nut hugger

See Speedo

That man was wearing a nut hugger so tight I'm surprised he didn't cut off the circulation to his crotch!

by Krazy K October 20, 2003

Nut-meg

When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.

Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.

Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.

If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.

by Evanishigh January 3, 2008