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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023
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David

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."
by successful_wing January 18, 2024
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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David

David is the sweetest man you’ll ever meet and will be by your side even on your worst days. He never lets you have a bad day no matter what happens. David is an overall fun, loving, sweet, adorable, handsome, cute, comforting and an all around amazing guy. He will make your heart beat out of your chest because of his kindness and sympathy. Once you meet him, you never want to forget him.

He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.

He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.

It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.

One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).

David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
This guy is so amazing! He must be a David
by Danielle96 January 5, 2022
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David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.
person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one
by Pokimidari November 24, 2021
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David Kaczynski

David Kaczynski certainly doesn't bring guys like Hugo Spadafora to mind. He seems more like Rick Moranis, except he's trying to be taken seriously by looking serious and sounding serious. Why would anybody trust a guy like Rick Moranis if he wanted to be rich, powerful, and taken seriously, and not satisfied until people met all three of those demands?
David Kaczynski seems more like a guy that spent his life diverting suspicion to others and getting rich for it than a concerned citizen.
by The Original Agahnim October 6, 2021
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