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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass
Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds
by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019
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duck talk

The phrase used to counter a ridiculous statement, between friends, that lacks substance
Person 1: “So I feel like I’m just not good enough
Person 2: “That’s duck talk”
by Lidman October 14, 2021
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Smol talk

Smol talking is when a short ass gets cocky and attempts to sass you while forgetting you're the prince of smart-assery.
Hey Leo, she's engaging in Smol talk again. Go sort them out.
by LudicrouslyLeo October 17, 2023
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Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.
“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.
by RoMed_Steph February 29, 2020
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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing about the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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