Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.

Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022

social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018

social memeia

The act of communicating on social media thru memes.

my Facebook wall is filled social memeia. no one ever posts anything but memes any more. i miss videos of kittens and doggos!

by brosef dudeman April 19, 2019

Social bitch

A person that will think, act, talk, dress anyway, believe anything, stands up for anything in any way to be accepted socially not because thats who they are the only reason they do anything is to be social ly accepted

Person1:"damn did you see how cool and woke that logan paul guy is"
Person2:"nah hes just a social bitch, thats not really who he is"

by Kill all incels2030 February 22, 2021

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023