When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
by anonymous February 23, 2021
Get the retard silencemug. When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024
Get the Retarded Strangermug. by Jashill August 17, 2018
Get the Retardmug. A word that too many people get offended by, come on. As an autistic person myself. I don’t find it offensive at all. So why do other people find it offensive? No matter how you use it, it’s “offensive.”
Example 1:
Person 1: Stop messing around like a retard and pay attention!
Some fucking lesbian 13 year old on tik tok: Hey, that’s offensive. Everybody cancel him!
Example 2:
Person 1: Man, i feel bad for that kid james. It must suck to be retarded.
Another lesbian kid who watches Bluey yet being 14 years old: That’s offensive! Don’t say it again you asshole.
Person 1: Stop messing around like a retard and pay attention!
Some fucking lesbian 13 year old on tik tok: Hey, that’s offensive. Everybody cancel him!
Example 2:
Person 1: Man, i feel bad for that kid james. It must suck to be retarded.
Another lesbian kid who watches Bluey yet being 14 years old: That’s offensive! Don’t say it again you asshole.
by jblox August 7, 2022
Get the Retardmug. 
1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017
Get the Retardmug. If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022
Get the Socially retardedmug.