don't stan twice

the worse decision in the world you could make.

bcs FOR A BETTER LIFE YOU NEED TO STAN TWICE.

person 1 : stan twice girl!!

person 2 : ew no don't stan twice
*person 2 got kidnapped, stabbed, murdered brutally, executed, then dismembered
*person 1 became the richest person in the world and became pretty

THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD STAN TWICE🔥

by #1st mafuufuu fan real December 10, 2023

Don't Get Shot

Used by kind people to indicate that they do not want whoever they are speaking to to be shot.
Can also be abbreviated to DGS.

"Yeah nah but don't get shot Dhevin. Nah but don't get shot bro."

by deathshibe November 16, 2023

don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet April 30, 2016

Don't Cha

An R&B song co-written by Busta Rhymes and CeeLo Green, with the latter producing the song.

Don't Cha is the best song.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

Titty Don't

When I woman's stomach sticks out farther than her breast. The female version of a "dickie do".

"Ugg I ate so much I gave myself a titty don't."

"My stomach sticks out farther than my titties do."

by Dr. LOL August 06, 2022

Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021