v. to jerk off into an ashtray
action. while a girl is giving you head and you're smoking a cigarette, tilt her head back and drop the cigarette in her mouth and then bust a nut in it
action. while a girl is giving you head and you're smoking a cigarette, tilt her head back and drop the cigarette in her mouth and then bust a nut in it
by 2 Cool Guys and Some Bitch September 25, 2007
Get the ash a nut mug.The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.
Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011
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Get the Goat nuts mug.In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.
My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".
Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".
Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".
by ald;jfdlfnadjflaubfuryui May 19, 2009
Get the Chocolate Nuts mug.The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks
"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary
by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015
Get the Crunchy nut mug.That man was wearing a nut hugger so tight I'm surprised he didn't cut off the circulation to his crotch!
by Krazy K October 20, 2003
Get the nut hugger mug.When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
by Evanishigh January 3, 2008
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