Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
by JadeMemory October 04, 2015
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hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
by JadeMemory October 04, 2015
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funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
by Wyatt/Black December 01, 2008
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Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.
I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.
by Vudruu January 21, 2024
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Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
by DogsInABathtub May 04, 2022
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Irish muffin

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.
by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018
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muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.
I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.
by Kinnas January 25, 2009
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