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Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.
John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012
mugGet the Muffin Hormug.

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.
i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper
by thy common folk October 13, 2023
mugGet the muffin wallopermug.

Dung-Muffin

A liar/trickster but most of all a disappointment.
Politicians are all dung-muffins they never stand true to their words.
by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025
mugGet the Dung-Muffinmug.

front muffin

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.
by maximarsergee February 1, 2010
mugGet the front muffinmug.

Muffin

Wow muffin is fit
by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020
mugGet the Muffinmug.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.
by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022
mugGet the Muffin, Butter, and Jasminemug.

DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.
Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last nightthe best damn muffin I’ve ever had!
by anonymous February 1, 2025
mugGet the DOWNWARD MUFFINmug.

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