muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)

"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"

by the sexual runner August 23, 2009

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

by I like burger January 29, 2025

Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.

Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)

by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009

muffin liner

similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.

boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.

girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good

by interdimensional planetary June 12, 2024

Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .

Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !

by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018

Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!

Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.

by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024