Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018

Mrs hibberd

A bitch teacher

That teach is Mrs hibberd.

by Octopus1248 September 23, 2018

Mr. Avocado

One of the highest terms of praise you can give to someone

Maria called Josh "Mr. Avocado"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

Mr. Langston

A fucking shitty ass teacher that is fucking old/annoying and bout to die soon. Also, can suck my juicy, big, DICK!!!!

Omg fucking gosh Mr. Langston is a fucking cunt!!!

by Dick bitch!!! October 9, 2018

mrs henry

Most Mrs.Henrys are very two Faced. She can be happy you second Mad the next. Mrs. Henry’s usually teach mathematics and is very “salty” sometimes

Dang, Mrs Henry is very Salty today

by RickyFloral April 5, 2018

Mr. Munford

The sexiest man to have ever lived. Everyone loves him. This is no joke.

"Mr. Munford was my teacher last year. He was great."

by OmgItsBigBoy April 3, 2018

Mr. Ross

A percussion director of Clinton Bands. It’s located in Clinton, MS. The band is made up from Clinton Public Schools students.

Mr. Ross keeps us on beat.

by CJ- March 27, 2018