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Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
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david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.
David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.
by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016
mugGet the david longmug.
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Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
mugGet the Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bonesmug.

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.
"oh look, it's the... Long one."
by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022
mugGet the long one.mug.

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
mugGet the long distance goateemug.

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