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Jacob

Jacob is the type of person that will make your life complete. He will make you smile every day, give you butterflies whenever you talk and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Jacob has a cute smile and can make you laugh so much.
Did you see that beautiful boy over there? Yeah his name is Jacob, teehee
by princessshabols.cdog January 8, 2020
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018
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jacob wheatmen

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee
by Marty ohera March 19, 2014
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Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people
Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met
by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022
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Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021
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Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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Jacob France

There's always the kid who has an obsession. This is this kid. He enjoys pretty much everything, and everyone. He is quick to make a friends and can put a smile on peoples face. Pretty smart I suppose.
Kid: Oh hey Jacob France.
Jacob France: Hey dude how are you doing, hey did you hear about this phobia?
Kid: Sigh...
by jacobfrance January 30, 2020
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