waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

DJ house parties

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 4, 2013

Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.

1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Yo gramomma house

When you are higher than the high you are that you can see yo momma house.

Shit, I'm so high that you can forget yo mama house, I can see yo gramomma house.

by PsychobabblesFire March 28, 2020

council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.

What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021