Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.
Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
Get the Horsemug. So I was jus on a anime porn sight and asuka had the shirt with the name "horsed on it" cuz she got fucked by A horse?!?! HELL NAW YO ASS TWEAKIN JIGSAW!
by 3legs jr. July 22, 2024
Get the Horsedmug. by Born like this February 12, 2022
Get the Race horsemug. When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
by NotMikey July 28, 2023
Get the Trojan Horsemug. A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
Get the two ton race horsemug. by briannnnj November 17, 2022
Get the Horsedmug. Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
Get the Boxing a Horse for Charitymug.