A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hat mug.I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the I lost my hat in the accident mug.Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
Get the Irish hat trick mug.John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?
Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...
Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...
by Defi Domus March 19, 2023
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Get the Mississippi hat mug.Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023
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