Fucker Dick

Jacob bitchardson

that fucker dick cut me with his toenails

by Captainsupreme May 27, 2025

Fuckered

When something is broken and you have to explain what happened in simple terms.

I think we Fuckered up the TV, it ain't turning on.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021

Slut fucker

Someone who isn’t a slut but fucks them

You dirty slut fucker

by Shut your gob July 15, 2022

Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

fucker mcfuckington

used on youtube channel man vs pin

shut up fucker mcfuckinton fucker mcfuckington is a birdie finger with googley eyes and a moostache

by Jacobs amazing February 19, 2017

Butt Fucker

The guys who come over when you're mom is gone and your dad is lonely

Alt Definition:
A person or object that pisses you off
Alt Definition 2: A person who makes you feel like you just had unlubricated sex via the Anus

Man she is being a real Butt Fucker today.

by Penial dism July 22, 2021

fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.

Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬

by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017