facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit

person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude

by dfvbgh September 26, 2011

Shit-facebooking

The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.

Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.

Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking

by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011

Extreme Facebooking

The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.

I was Extreme Facebooking so much they disabled my like button...

by darthnebett April 7, 2011

Facebook smart

Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well

I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.

by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011

Facebook Etiquette

The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.

Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?

Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.

by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012

Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.

Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"

by pigandsquid July 26, 2010