Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.
by Jonney blender March 17, 2017
by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022
Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!
by 42matter November 26, 2021
a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.
can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.
by jamcam79 March 11, 2024
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
by unskinny-bob November 02, 2021
by uttam maharjan December 26, 2011
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
by dustybluebear August 01, 2020