Queen Duck

The teal rubber duck that magically makes its way around stevies bathroom whilst she remains inside the tub.

Queen duck will silently judge you even if you haven't done anything wrong, staring you down until you submit to her will.

"did you hear about Queen Duck?"

"no did stevie introduce you to her too?"

"yes... She scared me into leaving the house she was judging me the whole time"

by p-o-t-a-t-o g-i-r-l June 19, 2020

Me Duck

A term of endearment, a friendly greeting, used largely in the East Midlands, England.

Gender-neutral, as it goes.

Thanks me duck. morning me'duck. From a burger van...What would you like, me'duck?

by oooandsoon July 11, 2024

Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.

Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.

by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013

onald Duck

An insane duck that's racist against the Finnish

Jeff: onald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he does not

by Samanea Saman March 28, 2023

Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.

What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020