December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

by cheek slapping king November 1, 2019

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December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

by idkwhattoputsohi October 29, 2019

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December 14th

National short friend appreciation day

December 14th, a day for the short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

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December 13

It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!

It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant

Do i have to

Yes it’s the rules

by CHILLBILL1649 December 11, 2019

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december 3rd

december 3rd is no pee day. no one is allowed to pee on december 3rd.

Person 1: hey bro have you peed today?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: omg its december 3rd it's no pee day dude youre gonna die

Lightning strikes person 2 and person 2 dies.

by meammememmemammmmmmmememmwmmma July 16, 2021

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