Car

Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.

Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.

Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

silly car

silly car is basically a cute and silly cat

car - a misspelled version of "cat" that became a small trend somewhere in 2022-2023
Some people don't like this cause they find it cringe/annoying
But who cares?

"oh em gee it's a silly car!"

by kuai mei October 17, 2024

Car

An intentional misspelling of "cat".
Usually used in a playful or ironic way. Originated from typos and evolved into its own meme.

My car is looking quite silly today!

by CakeGamez September 12, 2025

McGarvey car

A really rash and dangerous car, usually modified in the most illegal way possible

“Tell me you didn’t let McGarvey Cars near her?”

by Mk4lad1 December 1, 2021

Car Puff

Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.

“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”

by Have a go then June 7, 2023

car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.

“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”

by constableslocum November 14, 2023