A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.
"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"
by A John Browner July 26, 2006
Get the John Brown mug.An adjective to describe someone who has a particular fascination or attraction to Hispanic or Latin people of the opposite sex. They don't actually have to be from a foreign country, they just have to look like they are. They just have to have brown skin.
My friend: Emily, you really like 'brown' men. You prefer to date Mexicans and Latin guys. You learned Spanish and salsa dance.
Me: So?
My friend: You have 'brown fever'.
Me: I know. Deal with it.
Me: So?
My friend: You have 'brown fever'.
Me: I know. Deal with it.
by etuck01 August 14, 2006
Get the brown fever mug.-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.
by DrumFro612 December 5, 2011
Get the Brown Bear mug.The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.
by Wizard Sleve Steve February 25, 2009
Get the Brown Mule mug.by Lewis March 17, 2003
Get the pot brown mug.It is the predecessor to the Pink Sock phenomena. When you are being anally annihilated, and your partner pulls out their dick or fingers, or whatever form of anal probe you decide to use, so fast that your intestines actually dingle from your ass. Not to be confused with dingleberries.
The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.
The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.
1: So I was getting ass fucked by Joey the other day and when he finished he pulled out so fast I got a brown sock.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.
2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.
2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.
by BrownSock4life August 25, 2011
Get the Brown Sock mug.When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend
Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.
girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.
girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.
by cocojaye March 10, 2009
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