Anal beads

A few plastic balls roped through each other and shoved up the anus

Joshua: My anal beads got stuck up my ass :(

Anal beads by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

smol bean 

THE MOST GODDAMN ANNOYING THING EVER. IT IS USUALLY USED BY 12-YEAR OLD GIRLS WHEN DESCRIBING A SMALL ANIMAL OF SOME SORT OR AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT SEEMS REMOTELY GAY. OFTEN FOUND ON TUMBLR.

omg deku from mha is such a smol bean

smol bean by peemantis June 26, 2020

The Juanita Special Bean Dip 

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

The Juanita Special Bean Dip by saladhaha July 27, 2010

Fiddling the bean 

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

Fiddling the bean by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006

bean baging 

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.

jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!

bean baging by elcaci April 27, 2009

Beanstink 

Cook a pot of beans and let the remaining water sit in the pot for a week. Noxious beanstink.

After we cooked beans the apartment smelled like horrible beanstink.

Beanstink by pintobeanz April 13, 2009

Beanslab 

Insult meaning idiot or dumb moron

Person 1: Hello fellow being
Person 2: Go die in a hole Beanslab

Beanslab by Beanslab_girl November 26, 2018