banana throat remedy 

uses the inner peel of the banana to cure a sore throat.
1.scrape inner peel off of about 10 lbs of bananas
2.Put in pot of water boil down until its a pastey red liquid
3. spread on cookie sheet and bake until crispy

this banana throat remedy worked really good!

banana throat remedy by ;ksdjf;lasfj;lds March 1, 2009

banana blower 

When someone pretty much rapes a banana.
Pretending that the banana is a dick
and deep throating it.
whether to show off to friends, or enhance blow job skills.
either way, be cautious, you can choke..
or stab your throat.

"I bet i can blow that banana better than you jessi."

whatever.. go

*gags*


"beat that"


*...omg*


youre a good banana blower

banana blower by pseudonymmmmmMH!GV!HJB!HGJHfds February 17, 2009

Banana 

banana flavored condoms

(person 1) we need some bananas!!
(person 2) i aint got none
(person 1) then taste my cum!! instead of bananas

Banana by xxpockpockxx May 21, 2009

Banana Icecream 

A phrase used when something is incredibly awkward, but saying awkward may make the conversation even more awkward. Hence Banana Icecream (because that is an awkward icecream flavor, and concept) is said-- in hopes that not everyone knows what it means.

"I was just getting to know that guy over there, then he grabbed my boob!"

"ugh... Banana Icecream!"

Banana Icecream by TrailMix3 July 17, 2009

Banana 

Very dangerous monsters that will always win in rock, paper scissors because of their skill to eat the opponent and then eat themselves.

If someone were to play rock, paper scissors then whoever chooses banana automatically wins the game.

Banana by Roflollaclafsr May 8, 2010

Banana hammock terryfying 

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.

Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!

Banana hammock terryfying by Poky the bear November 23, 2010

banana 

A boy in a small town that is made fun of constantly, for having a small crooked dick. Also colored with a yellow tint.

Jeff: Your a banana.
Ryan: You pecker head!!!

banana by santana y sancho March 27, 2011