Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020

booth ass

People who sit at a toll booth for a long time get booth ass. It’s a big flat ass like pancake.

Damn girls got some booth ass

by Marah2752 February 22, 2020

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Ass pecker

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business

Dude,don't be an ass pecker

by dangatang55 July 28, 2020

teachers ass

A large flat ass.

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.

by Things that justin says September 16, 2017

Alcohol Ass

when you intake a large amount of alcohol and have diarrhea the next morning

I got too drunk last night I have alcohol ass

by CaroBLIT October 2, 2017