Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

snake child

Another name for Kobra Kid

Kobra = snake, kid = child, hence the name snake child

by unsureofthetimes February 14, 2021

snake bust

It's when you have a really long penis, but you cant get hard. But even tho you aren't hard you still nutt.

This guy i was with the other day snake busted me in my face.

I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed

"This guy i was with the other day snake busted me on my face."

"I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed"

by okidokym8 August 10, 2017

Snake Eye

When you enter your girlfriend or girls room and stick the tip of your penis out.

Girl 1: Jim my came over last night and I totally caught him with his "snake eye" out
Girl 2: ew what a fucking pervert

by Jabbaboi August 1, 2016

Snake

Stefan

Stefan is such a snake

by Ullvis October 11, 2021

Road Snake

Pieces of Tire left alongside the edge of the road/interstate

Look at all these road snake all over the road.!

by 81B August 19, 2018