Wet your noodle

having sex with a chick.

When A-Train came back from an all-nighter all I could ask was.. "did you wet your noodle?"

by Pugwamp April 14, 2009

wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's

I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets

by finbar36 February 6, 2010

Lady Wet Dream

When a woman is dreaming of a man in her sleep or thinking of him in bed and is very turned on. She becomes so turned on that she has an orgasm, this may or may not wake her up from her slumber but she is aware of the sensation. And most importantly a lwd results from thought not touch.

Anna's boyfriend went on a business trip so she has lady wet dreams about him every night.

Claire's date not putting out resulted in her having numerous lady wet dreams last night.

by RedPinkWhite November 24, 2010

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.

oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.

by maceecam May 29, 2007

sack of wet pennies

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.

"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Wet Back Martinez

When a man ejaculates on a woman's back and then pisses to wash it off; giving the effect of a Mexican's back after crossing the Rio Grande.

"I could have sworn Hermione Granger was Mexican after I gave her a Wet Back Martinez"

by HermioneGrangerScrewer December 5, 2009