mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.

She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.

by omega man 72 January 14, 2017

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

Nigga nipple water

Water from an African American man’s breasts, usually mixed with cocaine.

That nigga nipple water went hard, yo!
Daniel told me he had 68 liters of nigga nipple water in his fridge.
Nigga nipple water is fiyah, yo!

by Dooderpant February 20, 2023

Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Dirty water bottle

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.

LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle

by BigShaggerRom October 14, 2021

Teruterus Bath Water

An amazing content creator who has a crush on the fictional character called Teruteru Hanamura

Oooh, have you seen the amazing edits that Teruterus Bath Water has made?

by Tenko Bae August 5, 2021

water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

by kachoiw April 18, 2022