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Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011
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Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.
"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea
by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022
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Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.
'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.
by Jotinmick June 13, 2017
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CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.
Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
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The walk off

The walk off when u fill the bath tub with water lay in it get a bonner have just the head sticking out take a fly pull one wing off place on head of bonner and the fly will walk in one direction tell it gets u off the walk off
Man that fly did a awesome job doing the walk off
by Arliss88 September 22, 2023
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walk the pooch

i'm off to walk the pooch
by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010
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