u

A shorter version of You usually used by people from age 10-15, there's a rumor going around that it makes you cooler if u use it

Brittany: u r a fag u noob
Micheal: u wot u skrub

by Hunterrion March 7, 2018

No u

No u: often used by a person who doesn't want to have a social interaction, with a mind that can't elaborate a complete sentence informing the other person that he doesn't want to talk, repeating "no u" for every sentence he hear, annoying every person around him.

Examples:
"Person 1: Do you want to play with me?
Person 2: no u"

"Manager: i'm going to fire you, for list of reasons
Person: no u"

by DarkAngelio March 8, 2018

No U

Immediately reverses all insults directed toward an individual, particularly gay ones

Person 1: you're gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: *dies*

by Taffinderp March 9, 2018

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

no u

The ultimate comeback to a twelve year old on Fortnite calling your mom gay.

12 yr old: you're mom gay lol
Me: no u

by OOOOOOOOOOFF May 10, 2018

No U

Phrase used to counter any insult no matter the intensity. This will reflect any insult back to your enemy with the effectiveness of a 100x

Bully: You’re mother is an intellectual.
Me: No U.
Everybody else: *expression of complete shock*

by Third grade niggas May 10, 2018

No u

The phrase that is commonly used to end someone’s life or career

Customer: “You’re a queer”
Cashier: “no u”
Customer: *gets arrested*

by Jahseh onfroy March 11, 2018