turrtle neck

Turrtle Neck -Suspending a turd as it exits ones rectum to prevent release.

Turrtle Neck-"i had sushi during my date yesterday , and the whole time a was turtle necking cause of that shit"

by Peter Mc Turrtle Neck November 8, 2007

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Chief Tuttle

N. Proper : person : Stupid bitch who was promoted by placing the fire chiefs cock down her throat. Also : Dumb bitch who knows nothing about her job, and makes stupid comments on the radio.

See also : Annoying bitch that talks to much on the radio, annoying bitch who assumes command on medical calls, Annoying bitch who micromanages everything.

Guy 1 : Man I sure do hate that new chief.
Guy 2: Yeah she is definitely a " Chief Tuttle "
Guy 1: Yeah she is pretty fucking dumb.
Guy 2: God I hate her, I hope she chokes!

by Johny P. Suckmeoff March 4, 2010

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DJ Tuttle

Hottest guy on the planet that would rock you world every night with a dick that ranges 7 to 8 inches

DJ, hot, sexy, orgasmic, DJ Tuttle

by all the women that like sex April 30, 2011

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turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

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