Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.

I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)

by Pazo139 September 21, 2022

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.

Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.

by Memelord420dabdab June 5, 2022