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horse dust

Since the term b.s. is too ubiquitous, I like the term horse dust in more polite company.
by Sexydimma March 4, 2017
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome
by so help me September 24, 2016
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Horse Play

The act of fucking or getting fucked with a horse dick either living or dying.
"Bro what happened to Mr.Hands?"
"He died to Horse Play, aw fuck, literally."
by McDickNass September 26, 2025
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Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.
That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.
by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022
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Horses Minorses

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.
Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses
by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024
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Horse

A man or woman of British decent
British people’s teeth can be compared to a horse.
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