RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.

"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."

by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you can't find it anywhere, it must be in your bag

Person A: "I lost my bag!"
Person B: "Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag"

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014

step-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's wife.

My step-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.

"I saw a pic of Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs visit a concert in Ukraine."

"Oh, that's fake."

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law."

by helloboots May 9, 2022

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

Bae In Law

Your best friend’s bae.

That’s my best friend’s bae, so that’s my bae in law.

by Lady Bear November 25, 2021