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Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
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burning yankee

When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.

Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?

Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
by Throwawaywhenthru June 22, 2022
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Burn

Why is she crying so hard
Shes listening to burn again
by Linnamonroll May 28, 2020
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wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.
My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.
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im burned

something that kaylaaaaaaaaa says while shes burning to death in bedwars. shes burned
"im on fire! im burned"
by zxppyy August 17, 2021
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cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!
by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
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Still Burning 🔥

Through every hour, I hold desire ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire

This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire

Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in

No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see

But still, you burn inside of me...

Despite your words, I no longer see

The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨

So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second

No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
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