When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burn mug.When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.
Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?
Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
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Get the Burn mug.My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.
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Get the im burned mug.Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.
Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.
Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.
Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"
Hilarious cake burn!
Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.
Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"
Hilarious cake burn!
by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
Get the cake burn mug.Through every hour, I hold desire ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in
No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see
But still, you burn inside of me...
Despite your words, I no longer see
The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨
So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second
No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
No silent night can make it tire
This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in
No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see
But still, you burn inside of me...
Despite your words, I no longer see
The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨
So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second
No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
by 617 🫶 Your Written Light 🫶 July 9, 2025
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