A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.
Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"
Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"
Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"
by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024
Get the Texas Sobermug. Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.
by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025
Get the Texas Sister Twistermug. A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.
Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.
by dumbcherub September 7, 2019
Get the A Texas Homecomingmug. When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
Get the Texas Trundle Bedmug. Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025
Get the Texas Pillowmug. by Dr William Minor June 30, 2020
Get the Cheeky Texas Stylemug. When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
Get the Texas Train Stationmug.