family talk

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.

"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."

"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."

by Orange County Jimmy November 6, 2012

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013

Smacking Talk

The act of building yourself up before some sort of competition, usually involving Dance Central.

"Man, Kelly sucks at Dance Central, she's going to lose so bad to me on Saturday." - Smacking talk

by Nemo Braesch December 5, 2011

cock talking

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.

Nick, you're turning me on with all this cock talking! When are we finally going to get together?

by Missus C March 19, 2011

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

Owl Talk

The use of sexual phrases.

I can believe he talked about my breasts, this was not the place for Owl Talk

by Lord Owl October 31, 2011

Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011