Skinned The Snake

When you pull out after having sex and the condom slips off your penis, remaining in the chick's vagina.

I was banging this chick last night, and when I finished, I Skinned The Snake.

by hatterofmaddness September 2, 2013

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.

"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"

by Rage Cage 33 April 11, 2012

Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.

1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"

by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012

stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011

Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.

There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!

by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012

Rick the Snake

A salesman of dubious nature.

I went into store to sell in some product but Rick the Snake beat me to it.

by snakeyes01 July 20, 2011