Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.

Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.

by DefNotSam November 24, 2021

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

sam is prick who bullies people named alex. not a very nice friend. likes girls called camiers

your a bully sam

by alegendcalledalex December 14, 2021

Sam

worst twitch stream ever

sam pulls 0

by zerksyyyyy February 20, 2022

Sam

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful but deep down they are verry depressed and just looking for love. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.

Hey I saw SAM in town today. He came over and gave me a hug and almost cried. He is so nice.

by TheFendtFahrer July 18, 2021

Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 23, 2022

Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u

“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”

by Poopybut November 05, 2019