Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023

pickle sock

A condom

Dude: lets fuck
Girl:you got a pickle sock
Dude:shiiiii

by Peepee extedus January 30, 2019

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Pp sock

Bees make honey, I make cummy

Bees produce honey. I produce hunk spunk. Pp sock

by MonkeyGayNuts96 April 02, 2021

pp sock

the pp sock is a *special* sock that is specially reserved for fun and filled with R E D A C T E D

Person 1: ayo why the fuck you have a pp sock?
Person 2: shhhh my mom might hear

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

Flip flop with socks

Means your a gay boy

If a man if wearing flip flops is wearing a pair of black socks with them it means he gay flip flop with socks

by Wollywonkaa September 23, 2020

Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers

Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party

by TRIPLEDEAC March 03, 2019