Hey jan, Yes Karen? can we use the Rusty scissor's after brunch? Yes , but after I die my hair black because im tired of being the Ginger of the scissors joke.
by AlienMintz420 March 26, 2024
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.
I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.
by LongDongSilver3853 February 06, 2025
When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
by Juggalo25 November 04, 2018
When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.
That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 03, 2024
by jack_fb ttv March 01, 2023
When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024