Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Spittoon

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay

1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

by Gabriel The Brave April 30, 2016

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021

rusty dragline

When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.

Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"

Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline

by Mastersh8ke October 5, 2021

Rusty Sushi

The act of tongue punching an Asian person's fart box; similar to a Rim Job

I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi

by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021

Rusty

he has REALLY bad hair and he's fat asf

omg did you see Rusty?
yea, omg hes so ugly

by ,catsrcool May 10, 2023

Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman

I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket

by Rumbag April 12, 2024