Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.

Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.

by boggler April 16, 2016

trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.

i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.

by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011

parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

Parking Lot Sex

Having a lil fun in the parking lot after school... if you know what i mean

Val witnessed Brandon and Steph have parking lot sex after school and she was so disgusted by the X-rated things they did that she told everyone about it.

by HMMMMMMM March 18, 2004

human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10

Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.

by VV512 December 13, 2010

severna park high

Only the best school in the world. All Severna Parkies kick Broadneck ass and the girls are so much hotter and actully have tits you flat chested bitches. So Severna Park High is the best school.

"Severna Park is so much better than Broadneck!"

by dude154 May 5, 2005

Washington Square Park

aka NYU park.
filled with joggers & childrens playing everyday.
there are also benches you can sit around on until you can't feel your ass anymore. a park completed with a arch near new york university in NYC.

i feel tired after studying. instead of going to the library, want to head to the park/washington square park?

by kikiki July 5, 2007