When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
Get the Thomas English Muffinmug. by Ms. Muffins November 4, 2015
Get the ms muffinsmug. 
"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."
by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019
Get the Muffinmug. Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !
by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018
Get the Muffin Freakmug. The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.
by protijy July 2, 2018
Get the Muffiningmug. A phrase commonly used by BadBoyHalo, the word muffin is used instead of fuck, as Bad doesn’t swear(mostly)
by ididntgetmyusername May 7, 2022
Get the What The Muffinmug.