take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 27, 2025

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

muffin base

fat ass/booty, taken literally the bottom of a muffin top.

'that girls got a gigantic muffin base'

by theonlyheartless January 03, 2012

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 06, 2022

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 14, 2022

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker January 27, 2016

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

by Stevethemechanic95 November 24, 2022