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sog monster

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.
by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
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Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
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Monster

A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
What makes someone a monster? I think it depends on ones values.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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Timepiece Monsters

Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"
All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.

NAS
by TMarkus November 26, 2022
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Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.
I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.
by John Conde June 19, 2023
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