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Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass 

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)
1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
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I like ya cut g 

A man walks threw the suburbans looking for bald kids and slapping their heads. One kid was slapped while playing Minecraft and it was captured on video "I like ya cut g (Original)".

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

Jive Like 

A slang saying originated in Washington DC, meaning "sort of" or "similar to".
Man: When i see my girlfriend talking to another girl, it Jive Like makes me feel jealous
Jive Like by thefamoussjeani April 2, 2017

how much you like? 

a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.
Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!

Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes
how much you like? by Guslab July 9, 2010

Tastes like ho maid! 

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"