Law

The truth

what does law mean?
the truth.

by enbymonarch January 2, 2021

Cole’s Law

If you add enough mayo and sugar to a head full of cabbage, someone is bound to eat it up.

The ill-advised conspiracy theorist blogger loaded his viral post with just enough fancy sounding word salad to satisfy Cole’s Law.

by eskwire4real June 20, 2024

grandnibling-in-law

1. The grandchild-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandchild of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.

Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.

My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

My father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021