Murphy's Law of Cheques 

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.

F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Murphy's Law of Cheques by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004

webster's law of nut tappage 

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.

buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.

webster's law of nut tappage by origen September 20, 2008

Travtar's Law 

1.The law that states that what goes up better stay the freak up there or else it will get the crap beaten out of it with a primitive tool of war.
2.The law that contradicts all other laws except Travtar's Law and other laws that make Travtar happy.
3.The other things Travtar's Law states are unknown until Travtar states them.

Travtar:Travtar awesome this day go to Travtar, today Travtar Day because of Travtar's Law

Travtar's Law by Travtar's minion April 3, 2008

Merle's Law 

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.

Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree

Merle's Law by BPC 2010 July 6, 2010

Rebecca's Law

Every topic will lead to a conversation about sex if given enough time.

Person 1: "We were having an average conversation about fruit, and then we started talking about sex!"

Person 2: "Rebecca's Law."

Rebecca's Law by Alexithymiia October 23, 2012

raw penis law 

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

raw penis law by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018

Fandom wiki's law 

There is a Fandom / Wikia wiki for everything you could think of, including YouTube, heffalumps and woozles, The Price is Right, fictional hurricanes, Illumination's "Sing", VeggieTales, VeggieTales fanon, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Windows Media Player's visualization feature, Baldi's Basics, Bob's Burgers, prepaid SIM cards, and Kim Kardashian. Most of them are poorly written and maintained by about two active users per wiki.

"bro I just found the fandom wiki for green-colored 7-segmented lcd displays"
"yea, that's fandom wiki's law for you"

Fandom wiki's law by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021